We have a botting problem

#1

We’re getting raided by advertisement bots! Run! Hide!
Wait, they’re not equipped with heavy chain lasers and missile launchers so we’re fine! Or are they…

#2

Advertisement bots??? Wherefore art THOU?! Thee shalt plan not on advertising in this site!

But I’m confued abiut what bots you are talking about: bots joining Minecraft or bots on our forums (Googe [bot])?
Anyway, we shalt get hammers and countershield deployed immediately!

#3

I mean forum bots, and the space exterminator terminator laser equipped forum lurking robots have been defeated!
Or have they? dun dun dunnnnnnnn!

#4

Ah, this kind of bots! Those bots are really annoying! We just have enough hammers to deal with those laser-beaming, space-exterminating creepy crawlies!

DOUBLE the Counter-Shield! Increase the hammer-power! I see more of those crawling saucer in the very distance! May we be safe in sound, capt’in!

#5

I’ll be working on beefing up the registration requirements, so hopefully bots won’t be as common.