Sentence Story

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[color=#008000]It’s been very quiet here recently.
Let’s make a story together, shall we?

Rules:[ul][li]Post one sentence at a time. Quoting a post will not count as a sentence contributing to the story [size=85](See 4th bullet)[/size].[/li][li]Each post should be by different person. If it’s all by same person, where would the fun be?[/li][li]As for the topic, we can make it as we try to make a story through comprehensible sentences.[/li][li]To comment on the progression of the story, you must post within a quote, or it will be mistaken as continuation of the story.[/li][li]Server’s chat rules apply, but be creative![/li][/ul]
[size=85]Minor Edit: Changed the way commenting on the story work. (15-10-2014)[/size]
I’ll start it off:[/color]

It was thousands of years ago when Arcane Nation was founded.

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This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
[color=#005000]I had to, I’m sorry. Douglas Adams too stronk[/color]

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The world was at peace, but then everything changed.

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There were drones and aliens seeking to take control over the newly founded nation.

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However, one hero stood against them all.

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A fat and ugly man, with a carpet of hair on his back.

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Which was combed into a stately, resplendent beard.

#8

His name… was Khuzdbuzd!

#9

This is why we shouldn’t allow dumb people around a keyboard.

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This is why we shouldn’t allow dumb people around a keyboard.[/quote]
[size=150][META][/size]
It was heading that way anyways.
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… But Khuzdbuzd wasn’t Dumb, since he was allowed near a keyboard. …

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He used the power of his majestic eyes to shoot down the threatening alien army seeking to rule over the nation.

#12

“Indian Love Call” was playing in the background, but for no particular reason.

#13

With the help of unimportant background music, Khuzdbudz slayed and eradicated the alien race and claimed his victory.

#14

The ground cracked and rumbled.

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And, before he knew it, vines were shooting up from the grounds, which somehow made the people very angry once again.

#16

All of the dogs in the world howled at once.

#17

Then Khuzdbudz was stricken with fear by the mighty roar of the all powerful AgentRed who has risen from the cracks in the earth.

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[quote=“Jaydawg134”][size=150]Meta[/size]
Heh. AgentЯed Comes out of Cracks…[/quote]

Khuzdbudz trembled.

#19

Some poor fool charged the great creature, proclaiming for all to hear “I’m from Planet Minecraft!” - but alas, they were no match, simply erased from existence by the titan’s gaze as it continued its inexorable climb.

#20

A peace settled over the valley.