I have a Pumpkinvision of the future!

#1

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#2

Vote [color=#FFBF00]Potato[/color]! Did you know [color=#FFBF00]potatoes[/color] are good for your eyes? They are, indeed! On top of that, using fortune on potato crops gives you everlasting supply of Potato!

Not to note that [color=#FFBF40]potatoes[/color] has the best saturation of all the other [color=#FF8000]plants[/color] available! The [color=#FFBF00]cooked versions[/color] gives you almost the same saturation as those of the [color=#BF4000]meat[/color]!

[color=#FF8000]Praise[/color] da [color=#FFBF40]Potato[/color]

#3

[quote=“SimonOrJ”]Vote [color=#FFBF00]Potato[/color]! Did you know [color=#FFBF00]potatoes[/color] are good for your eyes? They are, indeed! On top of that, using fortune on potato crops gives you everlasting supply of Potato!

Not to note that [color=#FFBF40]potatoes[/color] has the best saturation of all the other [color=#FF8000]plants[/color] available! The [color=#FFBF00]cooked versions[/color] gives you almost the same saturation as those of the [color=#BF4000]meat[/color]!

[color=#FF8000]Praise[/color] da [color=#FFBF40]Potato[/color][/quote]

This fool is a sack of lies! Once potatoes are grown, fresh from the ground, they’re brown-ish.
You know what else is brown? Mould and rot! That’s right! Potatoes need to be artificially customised to remove the rot (though some remains!) and to add a false taste to the deceiving vegetable. Pumpkins however, are fully organic, 100% naturally grown with NO rot or badness and NO artificial editing!

#4

You foolish deceiver! My potatoes are yellowish orange, freshly grown from the ground!
Do you know why pumpkins can be harvested using pistons? Well, it’s because it’s fragile! You must know that pumpkins go through artificial, unhealthful process of toughening the pumpkin! And inclusion of sugar just makes it way less unhealthy! You’ve been eating a whole block of processed sugar this whole time! Come vote potatoes, as they are not customized, but burned–Cooked!-- to get pure, healthy taste of soft potato!

#5

What a liar! All crops can be harvested by pistons!

#6

Confound novice! Pumpkins are harvested in one piece through the quick processing, whilst potatoes do not go through processing but are harvested in many pieces! Thou shalt face infographic about how thy pumpkins are full of unhealthfulness!

#7

At [color=#FF8000]Pumpkin[/color][color=#BF0000]pumpkin[/color] Corporated we DO NOT support the abuse of pumpkins, forcing them into the sugary pumpkin pies! The fully organic, 211% natural pumpkins are much healthier than the abused, pied pumpkins you display on your infographic!